1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:01,250 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 2 00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:01,600 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 3 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:01,950 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 4 00:00:02,050 --> 00:00:02,300 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 5 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:02,650 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 6 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:03,000 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 7 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:03,350 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 8 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:03,700 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 9 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,050 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 10 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:04,400 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 11 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:04,750 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 12 00:00:04,850 --> 00:00:15,200 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,965 YES and NO, you can email the same znaczy� 14 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:58,000 [so that maybe a woman can achieve exactly what she wants to have] 15 00:00:58,035 --> 00:01:02,965 [Yes and no, it can mean the same] 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:08,000 [because luck in this world behaves like the month April] 17 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:11,965 [Ask a woman with such general question whether she loves you] 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 [She may say no, but that can almost mean yes] 19 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:22,965 [Yes and no, it can mean the same] 20 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:28,000 [Depending on whethera man can sense it or not] 21 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:59,965 - What is it? 22 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,500 Don't you want to introduce me? 23 00:03:02,535 --> 00:03:05,000 Doro, I can explain this. 24 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:05,965 Can you? 25 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 It's not what it looks like, Doro. 26 00:03:08,035 --> 00:03:09,965 Listen Axel, I've had enough. 27 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Tomorrow you're out of my apartment, understood? 28 00:03:13,035 --> 00:03:16,017 Understood? 29 00:03:16,052 --> 00:03:18,965 - Good.. 30 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Did you at least use Condoms? 31 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:28,965 That's swell. 32 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Drop the Keys in the mail box, please. 33 00:03:33,035 --> 00:03:37,017 [beautiful Gigolo, Gigolo poor] 34 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:56,000 - Hello? - Hello Birgit, guess who's calling! 35 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:02,017 - Hi. - Axel, what are you doing here? 36 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:04,965 Well, I just wanted to see how you are. 37 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,500 Axel, Uwe is here and you know what happens if he sees you! 38 00:04:10,535 --> 00:04:16,000 - But I just though..., I mean, we could... - Take care, Axel! 39 00:04:16,035 --> 00:04:21,000 Do you at least know a place I could stay at? 40 00:04:21,035 --> 00:04:26,017 - Yes? - Hello, this is Axel. 41 00:04:32,052 --> 00:04:39,526 - Axel? One moment please! 42 00:04:39,561 --> 00:04:44,780 The Exact time is 9:00 am. 43 00:04:44,815 --> 00:04:49,965 Here is WDR2 with the news. 44 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,965 Cologne - Earlier this morning,... 45 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 ...two atom bombs went off in the downtown area..., 46 00:04:56,035 --> 00:04:56,965 Excuse me... 47 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 In the early morning hours... 48 00:04:59,035 --> 00:05:00,517 two auto bombs went off... 49 00:05:00,552 --> 00:05:02,000 ...in the city center. 50 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,965 Noone was hurt. 51 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 In a letter, a terrorist group called the National Revele..., 52 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:10,000 the National Revolele... - Excuse me... 53 00:05:10,035 --> 00:05:14,965 the National Revolu- 54 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 - Waltraut. - Good Day, Norbert. Did I catch you masturbating? 55 00:05:39,035 --> 00:05:43,965 - My record player has disappeared. - Your what? 56 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:54,000 - The CD-player too, the entire stereo is gone. - Slow down, something like that doesn't just vanish into thin air! 57 00:05:54,035 --> 00:06:01,000 - Where's your punk? - I don't know, but last night he was still there. 58 00:06:01,035 --> 00:06:04,017 Oh, man, I can't believe it. 59 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:06,965 Maybe, he just borrowed it. 60 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 - Norbert, when will you finally learn this? 61 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,965 When you had a crush on that Danish guy... 62 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000 you flew right to him, and painted his whole apartment. 63 00:06:14,035 --> 00:06:16,000 And when you were done, he kicked you out. 64 00:06:16,035 --> 00:06:17,965 - Well, shit happens. 65 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 And if it wasn't for Fraenzchen you would have gone on the street... 66 00:06:20,035 --> 00:06:22,000 to hand out flyers for that Jehova's witness... 67 00:06:22,035 --> 00:06:25,017 boyfriend of yours. 68 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,965 The TV's gone, too. 69 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 So you guys want to start with the fitness training here, correct? 70 00:06:33,035 --> 00:06:36,000 Have you ever worked out in a gym before? 71 00:06:36,035 --> 00:06:38,000 - No, but I'm a vegetarian 72 00:06:38,035 --> 00:06:38,965 Nothing whatsoever? 73 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 The only muscle we work out is our anus. 74 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:42,965 So no sport! 75 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Ok, so lets begin with a little conditioning. 76 00:06:46,035 --> 00:06:46,965 Follow me. 77 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:54,000 - You still think this was a good idea? - Of course, everyone can use some muscles. 78 00:06:54,035 --> 00:06:55,965 Not to mention the erotic component! 79 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 - Fraenzchen already feared you would turn straight now. 80 00:06:59,035 --> 00:07:03,965 - Ha! No way. - Spill the beans already! 81 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Ok, I went to this place recently, and there was a flyer on the pin board reading: 82 00:07:08,035 --> 00:07:10,517 'Men's Group looking for Homosexual... 83 00:07:10,552 --> 00:07:12,776 to participate in group meetings... 84 00:07:12,811 --> 00:07:14,965 and to talk about homosexuality'. 85 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 - And I though, Waltraut, thats gonna be fun. 86 00:07:18,035 --> 00:07:21,000 - Men's group? Wasn't that back in the 70's? 87 00:07:21,035 --> 00:07:22,965 - Exactly. But they are in style again. 88 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,965 Anyway, there are five guys, one of them isn't that bad-looking, 89 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:32,000 and they just talk about the problems that come from their role as a man. Most of the time these problems are about women, clearly. 90 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,000 And they have real issues with some things. 91 00:07:34,035 --> 00:07:34,965 For example, one of them... 92 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 was caught masturbating in his bathroom, 93 00:07:37,035 --> 00:07:39,965 and now he feels super guilty! 94 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 It's all terribly interesting. - I thought, you were supposed to tell them something about yourself? 95 00:07:43,035 --> 00:07:43,965 - I do. 96 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,965 I already finished two lessons, you know the usual. 97 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,965 But their biggest problem is with anal sex. The topic alone makes them nervous. 98 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Their anus tightens when they hear anal. - As if they didn't do it with their wives... 99 00:07:57,035 --> 00:08:00,965 Norbert, stop imagining things. 100 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Of course, they want to do it too, but that is the problem - it is sexist. 101 00:08:06,035 --> 00:08:08,965 - Ah. - What's wrong? 102 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 - I'm dizzy, - You do look pale... 103 00:08:11,035 --> 00:08:14,965 I think I'll pass out. 104 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,500 - Hey, Coach! My buddy is fainting. 105 00:08:17,535 --> 00:08:20,000 - What's going on? - He collapsed. 106 00:08:20,035 --> 00:08:20,965 - He lifted too much. 107 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,965 - While he was on a bike? 108 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 - Hey Franz, come here check him out. - He collapsed from biking. 109 00:08:28,035 --> 00:08:28,965 - He broke down on the bike. - Who? - The boy there. 110 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:35,000 - You can see it by the way he's slouching. - You have to do something or you'll kick the bucket when you're 40. 111 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:41,000 In a quiet place, real relaxed, maybe in the bathtub, some K-Y jelly on the finger. 112 00:08:41,035 --> 00:08:41,965 Just try it some time. 113 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,965 - Well, I don't have a bathtub. Just a shower. 114 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 - So do it on the carpet or in bed. Don't tell me you don't have that. 115 00:08:49,035 --> 00:08:53,000 I'm sorry, but I really don't feel like sticking a finger in my behind. 116 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:54,965 My girlfriend already caught me masturbating... 117 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,500 and next time she finds me fingering my ass, or what? 118 00:08:57,535 --> 00:09:00,000 Stay calm Lutz, no need to get agressive, please. 119 00:09:00,035 --> 00:09:03,965 Ok, boys. I though it would be of interest. 120 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 So tell what was the difference between vaginal and clitoral orgasm. 121 00:09:07,035 --> 00:09:09,017 It's a mystery to me. 122 00:09:09,052 --> 00:09:10,965 - You're kidding, right? 123 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 - Oh, that must be Axel. - Is that the one who was kicked out by his girlfriend? 124 00:09:14,035 --> 00:09:15,965 - Exactly... 125 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,000 so please don't say anything. 126 00:09:20,035 --> 00:09:23,965 - So are we gonna talk to him? 127 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,965 - I don't know, we don't know him at all. 128 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,965 - So what? You have to talk about something like that. 129 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 What is a men's group for, then? - I think we should let him be. 130 00:09:31,035 --> 00:09:31,965 - I agree with Klaus-Dieter, 131 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:38,000 if he wants to talk about he'll say so. 132 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:44,000 - We have more free space on top of ysej � 133 00:09:44,035 --> 00:09:45,965 So, this is Axel, meet everyone, 134 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Ruediger, Lutz, Klaus-Dieter, Dirk and this is Walter, from the Gay Group Gerenfeld 135 00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:54,965 - Hi - Hello 136 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:00,000 - Axel and I haven't seen each other in ages. He'll sleep here tonight. 137 00:10:00,035 --> 00:10:03,000 Sorry you can't stay longer, my parents are visiting tomorrow. 138 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:03,965 Thats ok... 139 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 maybe I can leave a suitcase until I find a place 140 00:10:07,035 --> 00:10:08,965 - Sure... 141 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Noone knows of any apartments for me either, huh? 142 00:10:13,035 --> 00:10:15,965 - It's tough... 143 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,965 - Where did we leave off? 144 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000 - Yes, we were just talking about fingers in the butt. 145 00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:22,965 No, sorry, Klaus Dieter, 146 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 but I think we just decided we would not talk about 147 00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:26,965 fingering the butt anymore. 148 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,965 - Correct. Walter wanted to know 149 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,500 about clitoral and vaginal orgasms, right? 150 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:35,965 - What I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. 151 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 - Um, Guenter, can I make a sandwich, I am pretty hungry. 152 00:10:39,035 --> 00:10:42,965 - Sure, everything is in the kitchen, help yourself! 153 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 But Walter, you need to really tell us whether or not you're interested in female sexuality! 154 00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:49,965 - Of course, I can't wait! 155 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 - What do you want to know exactly? 156 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,965 So how was that with vaginal clitoris? 157 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,965 So for a woman there are two ways of getting to an orgasm. 158 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:08,000 First, with the clitoris, where the so-called tickler is stimulated by the man's penis, and... 159 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,965 the so-called tickler is stimulated by the man's penis, and... 160 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:17,000 - No, sorry again Klaus-Dieter but not necessarily only by the penis, no? 161 00:11:17,035 --> 00:11:21,000 - Excuse me, but I really need to go to the bathroom. 162 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,965 Of course, not only by the penis. 163 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,965 As if the only thing women want is the penis. 164 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Do you have to be so depressed, just because a woman left you? 165 00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:42,000 - I don't think you can judge that, given you're gay. 166 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,965 - So you think. 167 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 How long were you together? 168 00:11:48,035 --> 00:11:48,965 -3 years 169 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 You straight folk always want relationships that last forever. 170 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:56,000 And she gets the kitchen, and you the couch? 171 00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:57,965 - Nonsense, we have our own stuff. 172 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Well, if you want you can stay with me for a few days. 173 00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:00,965 No, but thanks. 174 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 - So, you have a problem with us gays? 175 00:12:04,035 --> 00:12:04,965 No I don't. 176 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 I always say each to their own. 177 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:09,965 There you go... 178 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:15,000 I'll write down my number and Norbert's 179 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:20,217 I'm there alot 180 00:12:37,552 --> 00:12:42,000 ...just in case. 181 00:13:00,035 --> 00:13:02,517 - I quit. 182 00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:04,965 - Good. 183 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 - I though it would be better not to run into each other at work. 184 00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:10,517 - Yes, you're right 185 00:13:10,552 --> 00:13:12,965 Where's the key? 186 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:18,000 - What key? For the appartment. You wanted to drop it at my place. 187 00:13:18,035 --> 00:13:24,000 - That key ... I forgot. 188 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:38,965 Hungry? 189 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,000 You look miserable. 190 00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:46,965 So, how do I look? 191 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 - Without pumps?... like a dressed-up man, Fraenzchen - Waltraut, you're mean. 192 00:13:50,035 --> 00:13:53,017 - Don't be so sensitive. 193 00:13:53,052 --> 00:13:55,965 - What shoes should I wear? 194 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,965 - The ugly wooden ones are the only ones that match... 195 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000 It's too much effort for one of these anyway, and the club Bel 196 00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:04,965 and the club Bel Air is boring anyway. 197 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,000 - If we don't leave soon, we'll miss the show. 198 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:08,965 - What show? 199 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Tina Trummer threatened to sing. 200 00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:16,965 - Can you get that,Waltraut? 201 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:22,000 - I bet it's Carsten if we can pick him up. 202 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:22,965 Waltraut! 203 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:28,500 - Hey, it's Axel, is Walter there? 204 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:34,000 One moment, I check if he's here. 205 00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:37,965 Walter! 206 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Hello, this is Walter. 207 00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:49,965 - Hello Walter, Axel here 208 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Hey, I wanted to see if your offer was still up, 209 00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:54,000 to crash at your place. 210 00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:55,965 - Yeah, sure 211 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,000 When were you thinking to...? - If you don't mind maybe even... 212 00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:05,000 ...today? - Sure, no problem, I'd be happy to help. 213 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:08,965 I'm on the way to a party... 214 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 ...it could be a long one though. 215 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,000 Why don't you just come along? 216 00:15:13,035 --> 00:15:14,517 - Yeah, why not? 217 00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:15,965 Where is it? 218 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 - Do you know the parking lot at the underground? - Yes. 219 00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:20,017 - Let's meet there, then. 220 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,000 See you in half an hour then. 221 00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:26,965 - Ok, great, see you. 222 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,965 What's going on? The straight guy is coming. 223 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:44,000 - Straight?, What straight guy? The superhot creampie from my psycho men's club. 224 00:15:44,035 --> 00:15:47,517 Where's my nail polish? Shit, shit... I have to hurry. 225 00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:51,276 - So you're taking everything off again? - Of course... 226 00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:55,000 ...if he sees me like this he won't even consider me. 227 00:15:55,035 --> 00:15:57,965 - You are in love... - She is in love 228 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 By the way, tonight I am Walter, not Waltraut, please remember that. 229 00:16:02,035 --> 00:16:06,000 Walter? But why Walter? - Because thats my name, period. 230 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:12,017 - Her name is Walter... and she is in love 231 00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:23,000 - How do I look? - Like a tranny in disguise. 232 00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:32,965 - Stupid whores. 233 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000 - Hey Walter. Hey Girls! 234 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:40,965 - HELLO! 235 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 - This is Norbert, this is Fraenzchen. - Good Evening, Axel. 236 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:49,000 Evening, Axel Let's roll. 237 00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:06,965 Oh the VIPs are here. 238 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,965 - Waltraut! - Her name is Walter now. 239 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 - I thought you wouldn't be showing anymore. Ooh, what did you bring there. 240 00:17:27,035 --> 00:17:30,000 Thats Axel, this is Else, the hostess. 241 00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:30,965 Hellooooooo 242 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I hope you don't mind 243 00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:32,965 me bringing him. 244 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000 - Trust me if you bring a few more like him, we'll kick out these fruitcakes 245 00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:40,965 and have a private orgy. 246 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,000 - Hey Norbert who's that guy back there with Waltraut? - Guys like that make me sweat. 247 00:17:46,035 --> 00:17:48,965 Ooh, blond and blue-eyed, I'm getting wet. 248 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 All I know is his name is Axel, and he's heterosexually oriented. 249 00:17:52,035 --> 00:17:54,965 Really, that's tragic. 250 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000 - So, are you having fun? - So so... 251 00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:02,017 - Must be weird for you. 252 00:18:02,052 --> 00:18:05,026 - They're all staring at me. 253 00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:08,000 I am getting salat, wanna come? 254 00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:11,965 - No, thanks - Ok 255 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:17,000 One second, girls! If you could pay attention real quick. 256 00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,965 I have two good news for you. 257 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:25,965 First, Tina Trummer is sick and cannot perform. 258 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Instead I am honored to present an old friend of mine: 259 00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:38,965 Monty Arnold. 260 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Thank you so much. This applaus also goes to my colleague Dr. Berti 261 00:18:51,035 --> 00:18:55,000 I got him as a gift, when the stopped the TV-ballet. 262 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:58,517 Doctor Berti that was your cue. 263 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,000 So how do you like your first gay party? 264 00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:19,000 - Unusual, no women here. 265 00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:21,965 - Truth! 266 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:28,000 - You know what I'll do now? I'll forget this whole shit with Doro, and get waisted. 267 00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:29,000 - That's how I like you better. 268 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,965 - What's that brown stuff over there? 269 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 - That's original french mousse au choclat, the finest. 270 00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:55,000 - Oh cool, pass me the large plate, will you? 271 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,000 - By the way, Axel will stay at my place tonight. - Really? 272 00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:06,965 Yes, in my bed. 273 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,965 He has no appartment and he wants to get drunk, too. 274 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 - Well, so what he'll be lying next to you passed out and snoring. 275 00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:14,000 ...and you will be too nervous to close your eyes. 276 00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:19,000 - Probably. - Still, I admit I am jealous. 277 00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:24,965 - Isn't he cute? 278 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Wouldn't surprise me if he's bi. 279 00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:32,017 - What the heck is that, 280 00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:33,000 ... tastes disgusting. 281 00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:37,965 Liver paste. 282 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,000 - � grove walls, walls � grove, grove Path �.. 283 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:09,965 - What happened? - I can't. 284 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:17,965 - You can't? Why not? - Sorry, I can't. 285 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:24,000 - Do you have a problem, we can talk about first? 286 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:27,000 No, I don't have problem, I'm going home. 287 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,965 Oh great, I like that. 288 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,965 You turn me on all night and then run away. 289 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 You women think you are the only ones who have problems 290 00:21:36,035 --> 00:21:38,965 I have problems too, but still want to have sex. 291 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,000 My friday is over, or do you think I can pick up another one this late? 292 00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:50,965 - Asshole! 293 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:57,000 So, girls, it's over, you had enough fun... 294 00:21:57,035 --> 00:21:58,965 Go home! 295 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Say, you have hair on your chest? - Hair? I have fur. 296 00:22:05,035 --> 00:22:08,965 - Really, show me. - Hands off. 297 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 You'll have to help your straight friend out of his pants later. 298 00:22:11,035 --> 00:22:15,000 I have hair too, but I won't show you either. 299 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:18,965 That's enough! 300 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,965 - Axel, come, we'll go home now. 301 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 I won't come with you you only want to get me into your bed. 302 00:22:23,035 --> 00:22:23,965 Yeah, 303 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Waltraut just wants to sleep with you. 304 00:22:26,035 --> 00:22:27,965 - Bullshit, - Hands OFF! 305 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 - You just sleep over, you can sleep on my couch. 306 00:22:31,035 --> 00:22:33,965 - Don't believe a word! 307 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 So are we leaving or what? - Yes, I'll sleep at Norbert's. 308 00:22:37,035 --> 00:22:39,965 - What? - What? 309 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,965 - Why me? Listen Axel... 310 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 - You do not have anything to be afraid of. Waltraut wants nothing from you. 311 00:22:44,035 --> 00:22:48,517 I'll sleep at your place, because you are a really cool dude. 312 00:22:48,552 --> 00:22:53,000 - Well, so what he'll be lying next to you passed out and snoring. 313 00:22:53,035 --> 00:22:56,000 ...and you will be too nervous to close your eyes. 314 00:22:56,035 --> 00:23:01,017 Good evening, Ladies. 315 00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:15,026 - Straight ahead, Axel. 316 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:21,030 There's the couch, 317 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:26,965 take off your jacket. 318 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,965 Let me take off my stupid pumps. 319 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:47,000 - Do you know why you gays have it better than us? - Hm, no idea. 320 00:23:47,035 --> 00:23:50,017 - You don't trouble yourselves with women. 321 00:23:50,052 --> 00:23:53,000 - Instead we trouble ourselves with men. 322 00:23:53,035 --> 00:23:54,517 No fun either. 323 00:23:54,552 --> 00:23:55,965 - Women are worse! 324 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000 In my opinion, straight men should all become gay and women should take over world politics. 325 00:24:00,035 --> 00:24:03,000 That's the only way we can save our planet. 326 00:24:03,035 --> 00:24:04,000 - Were you in the army? 327 00:24:04,035 --> 00:24:05,965 - God no! - I was. 328 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,000 We didn't see women for weeks. Can you imagine what torture that was? 329 00:24:11,035 --> 00:24:14,000 No women... for weeks! 330 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:17,965 - No. 331 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:23,965 We had a guy in our company, his name was Alfonso... 332 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:30,000 He was a real artist. He could tatoo really well, wanna see? 333 00:24:40,035 --> 00:24:43,965 Not bad, ey? 334 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,965 - Hello Norbert - Hello Fraenzchen, what the hell do you want. 335 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,965 - I'm sorry, I lost the keys to my house and Kurt is not at home, 336 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 - If you are trying to say you would like to stay over, then that won't work for me at all. 337 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:06,000 - Why? - Axel is here. 338 00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:06,965 - Typical! 339 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 As soon as a hot straight guy enters the picture you leave your best friends hanging. 340 00:25:10,035 --> 00:25:16,000 Oh well, I am off to sleep on a park bench. - Ok, ok, ok... come in! 341 00:25:16,035 --> 00:25:18,000 But you'll sleep on the couch in the living room. 342 00:25:18,035 --> 00:25:22,965 Sure, I'm not after your straight guy. 343 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,965 - Axel, Fraenzchen is also staying over tonight. 344 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,000 I suggest you sleep in the bedroom with me and Fraenzchen sleeps here on the couch, ok? 345 00:25:31,035 --> 00:25:34,000 - If you have a blanket, then I'll stay here on the couch... 346 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,965 and that guy there can sleep in your bed. 347 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:41,000 - I have a blanket, but it's terribly thin, you might get cold. 348 00:25:41,035 --> 00:25:46,517 In my bed I have fresh feather comforters, really cozy and warm. 349 00:25:46,552 --> 00:25:51,276 - If I ruined something for you here I am very sorry - Forget it... 350 00:25:51,311 --> 00:25:56,000 - Well, he said the best way for him to get to know a woman was in bed. 351 00:25:56,035 --> 00:25:56,965 - I see. that kinda guy. 352 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 - But I was desperate, you see? The last three years I only ever slept with Axel. 353 00:26:01,035 --> 00:26:03,965 So I went to his place. why not? 354 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000 After all, they say: "dumb fucks well", right? - Well... 355 00:26:07,035 --> 00:26:09,000 And once we started, I just couldn't follow through. 356 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:12,017 It didn't work, I had to think of Axel. 357 00:26:12,052 --> 00:26:14,965 I would have preferred sex with him. 358 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 - I am still attached to that ass. - Oh crap. 359 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,000 - So I went home, but of course he was not there. 360 00:26:21,035 --> 00:26:23,000 Did he take away all of his things already? 361 00:26:23,035 --> 00:26:23,965 No, only the most important stuff. 362 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000 I lay in bed hoping he'd still show up. 363 00:26:27,035 --> 00:26:28,965 - Don't worry, he'll come back. 364 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000 God dammit, all my resolutions to dump him are out the window again. 365 00:26:34,035 --> 00:26:38,000 But you don't know the worst part yet. 366 00:26:38,035 --> 00:26:40,000 My period is a week overdue. 367 00:26:40,035 --> 00:26:44,965 - Crap. 368 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,000 - I hope you're not about to fall in love with this guy. 369 00:26:50,035 --> 00:26:51,965 Ha, what makes you say that? 370 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,000 - You usually don't make it out of your bathrobe before noon, 371 00:26:55,035 --> 00:26:58,000 and today you are all gussied up at the breakfast table. 372 00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,000 ...brand new pants. fancy shirt... 373 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,965 ...your good china? 374 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Nonsense. - Do you have an aspirin in the house? 375 00:27:13,035 --> 00:27:17,017 - Just a moment, I'll check. 376 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,965 Yep... well, no wonder. 377 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 The punch bowl had 4 bottles of vodka and you emptied half of it. 378 00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:25,965 - Who are you guys anyway? 379 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 - I am Fraenzchen, I was the cheese-girl with the wooden shoes last night. 380 00:27:30,035 --> 00:27:33,000 ...and she was the pink rose. - And what am I doing here? 381 00:27:33,035 --> 00:27:35,965 Well, you were supposed to stay with Walter, 382 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 but certain circumstances brought you here eventually. 383 00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:42,965 - What circumstances? - Um,... ya... 384 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Fraenzchen, aren't you running late for that meeting? 385 00:27:45,035 --> 00:27:46,965 - My meet...? 386 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,965 - Yes, my meeting. - I'll help you to the door. 387 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:05,500 - I know these types, Norbert. When they have problems with their wives, they look for comfort in our arms. 388 00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:12,000 ...because we are so nice and understanding, but as soon as they land another woman,... - Yeah, yeah... 389 00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:14,965 Take care. 390 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,965 Can I take a shower here? - What? 391 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Sure! Of course you can. The bathroom is right back there. 392 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:25,017 - Tell me, what exactly happened with Walter? 393 00:28:25,052 --> 00:28:27,965 - You know, that was a little embarrassing. 394 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000 You were scared that Walter wanted to make a move on you, so you slept here. 395 00:28:32,035 --> 00:28:35,000 and now Walter is a little mad. 396 00:28:35,035 --> 00:28:40,965 - With me? Typical. 397 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 What do you think is he very sensitive with things like that? 398 00:28:51,035 --> 00:28:52,965 - How? What? 399 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000 - If he is sensitive like that? 400 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,965 - You could call him that. 401 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000 - You have nice apartment! - You really think so? 402 00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:05,017 - I made all the lamps myself. 403 00:29:05,052 --> 00:29:07,965 - How much are you paying? 404 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000 - 900 Euros, everything included. 405 00:29:11,035 --> 00:29:13,965 - Doro and I also had a nice place. 406 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:20,000 - If you want, you can stay here for a few days. There's plenty of space. 407 00:29:20,035 --> 00:29:21,965 - No, thank you, I would only get on your nerves. 408 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:27,000 - Thats bull!, If you stay alone, you'll only get depressed. If it doesn't work you can just move again. 409 00:29:27,035 --> 00:29:32,000 You and I, together we could do some shopping, do some cooking, (do each other) 410 00:29:32,035 --> 00:29:40,000 - I'll think about it. - (I won't last long) 411 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,965 - One movie please. - Of course, a movie. 412 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,000 - "New Clits on the Block" or "Young Daughters' Hot Thighs" 413 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:28,965 - Axel? 414 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:37,000 - What are you doing here? - I am working on a presentation for our men's group. 415 00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:41,017 - Specifically the role-playing behavior of men in professional pornography. 416 00:30:41,052 --> 00:30:45,000 - To do this I have to bite the bullet and watch something like this once. 417 00:30:45,035 --> 00:30:45,965 And you? What brings you here? 418 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:53,000 - Me? The same. It's hard to believe unless you see it with your own eyes. 419 00:30:53,035 --> 00:30:54,965 - Isn't it appalling what they do to these women? 420 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 - I simply do not understand how someone can consider this to be erotic. 421 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:12,965 I've seen enough, I am leaving. 422 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:18,000 - And you, you actually want to stay in here any longer? - But I only just got here. 423 00:31:17,035 --> 00:31:22,000 - Me too. But I am already getting nautious. 424 00:31:22,035 --> 00:31:23,000 - You're right, I am also feeling sick. 425 00:31:23,035 --> 00:31:29,000 - I better get out of here. 426 00:31:32,035 --> 00:31:35,965 - Outrageous. - Yes 427 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,965 - Well, take care, maybe I'll see you in the group? 428 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000 - Yea, we'll see. - Ah, the gay guy called, said he won't be coming anymore. 429 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:47,000 He didn't give any reasons, but I'm quite glad, he was pretty obnoxious. 430 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:52,017 So, bye for now. - Take care. 431 00:31:52,052 --> 00:31:56,965 - Again, those hot thighs please. 432 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000 - Well, can you see anything? No. - Positive. 433 00:32:02,035 --> 00:32:06,965 - It's positive, don't you see the pink dot? 434 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 - You're just imagining things. - I'm not seeing things, I took this test 15 times. 435 00:32:10,035 --> 00:32:15,000 I know what I am talking about. You can only tell after one hour. 436 00:32:15,035 --> 00:32:18,517 - Well, it's been an hour. 437 00:32:18,552 --> 00:32:21,276 - No, we have 4 minutes left. 438 00:32:21,311 --> 00:32:24,000 - Maybe the dot will disappear. 439 00:32:24,035 --> 00:32:28,000 - You are pregnant, Doro. 440 00:32:28,035 --> 00:32:30,965 - Hurray. 441 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:36,000 - Hi. - You scared the hell out of me. 442 00:32:36,035 --> 00:32:39,965 - What is this? - Szewardnaze. 443 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:45,000 - No worries, he's usually calmer. He's excited because of the subway ride. - How cute. 444 00:32:45,035 --> 00:32:50,965 - I emptied a cabinet, so you have some space for your stuff. 445 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,965 - What do you have in that case? Are you a photographer or something? 446 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000 - I wanted to become one at some point. But now I photograph chairs for a furniture catalogue. 447 00:32:59,035 --> 00:33:02,000 - I'll have to admit he's quite beautiful. - Who? 448 00:33:02,035 --> 00:33:03,965 - The bird. 449 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:09,000 I'm putting him next to the window, so he has a view. � - Good. 450 00:33:09,035 --> 00:33:13,965 - He was a gift from Doro, I've become really attached to him. 451 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,965 - He is always in a good mood. I just haven't taught him how to talk yet, but I will. 452 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,000 - He is extremely intelligent, you know? When he wants out of his cage he uses this awesome trick. 453 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:27,965 - He plays dead. 454 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,965 - It will take ages before we catch him again. 455 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,000 - Doea he live with you now, or what? - No, he'll just stay a few days, because he has no place to stay. 456 00:34:00,035 --> 00:34:07,000 - Aww, poor little lamb. - Waltraut, lose that grudge, he apologized. 457 00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:26,000 - You have a light? Do you know which way to the toilet? 458 00:34:26,035 --> 00:34:29,965 - Thank you! 459 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,965 - We've got to go, now. - But why, we only just got here. 460 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,500 - I will not stay another second in this joint. - But what happened? 461 00:35:01,535 --> 00:35:04,965 - I will tell you on the way home. - But why go home, it's only 11. 462 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000 - We're taking the train, you know the drill. - Why can't he go by himself? 463 00:35:08,035 --> 00:35:12,965 - My god, when Axel wants something we all have to jump. 464 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:20,000 - Relax, so, he wanted to hit on you. - Why can't he just buy me a beer or something. 465 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:24,517 - Why does he have to show me his monster cock? ... in the bathroom! 466 00:35:24,552 --> 00:35:29,000 - Should he have done it on the dance floor? - No. - There you go then. 467 00:35:29,035 --> 00:35:33,517 - What is going on here? 468 00:35:33,552 --> 00:35:38,000 - Damn, that was Szewardnaze. 469 00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:42,965 - Oh no 470 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000 - Tell me this isn't real. 471 00:35:46,035 --> 00:35:49,517 - All my plants..., 472 00:35:49,552 --> 00:35:52,965 Look at my ficus! 473 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,965 - I'm sorry, that really doesn't happen very often. 474 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:06,000 - Dying forests, poisoned rivers, nuclear power plants everywhere and you have to go an bring children into this world. 475 00:36:06,035 --> 00:36:09,965 - Bravo - Stop already, okay? 476 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,965 - And on top of all this it is from that jerk. I don't understand you. 477 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,000 - Did you talk to him about money? - Doro has been looking for days, but noone knows where he's gone to. 478 00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:26,000 And if I find him, I will first talk about marrying with him. 479 00:36:26,035 --> 00:36:29,965 - What? Are you out of your mind? 480 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000 - After everything he's done to you, you want to get married to that asshole? 481 00:36:33,035 --> 00:36:34,965 - You need a shrink? - That's enough, Jutta.. 482 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 If anyone can call him an asshole, it is me, is that clear? 483 00:36:37,035 --> 00:36:38,965 - Fine... 484 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,965 - Besides, the doctor said after another abortion I may not be able to have kids. 485 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:50,000 - I simply don't want to risk it. - Doro, this guy has been nothing but trouble over the years. 486 00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:54,000 What about that club-whore he was doing behind your back for months? 487 00:36:54,035 --> 00:36:57,965 - But he admits he's made mistakes. 488 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000 - Doro, are you even aware that this child will change your life completely? 489 00:37:02,035 --> 00:37:04,965 No more clubbing or going to the movies. 490 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,965 There will only be the child from dusk til dawn. 491 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,965 - She's right Doro... but if you ever want to go out... 492 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I'd be happy to babysit. - Yea, i was just going to offer that myself, if you ever need help. 493 00:37:20,035 --> 00:37:24,017 - I said it first! 494 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:38,965 - Can I take a look? 495 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,965 - You don't like them? - Yes, very much. 496 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,965 Why don't you go for more than just furniture? 497 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000 - Norbert, leave the cart already. Let's just crab something at a resaurant. 498 00:38:03,035 --> 00:38:06,000 - I know this great steak house. Going out to eat gets too expensive quickly. 499 00:38:06,035 --> 00:38:10,000 - Apart from that. cooking can be alot of fun. Take a look around! 500 00:38:10,035 --> 00:38:13,965 - All of these spices, you can get real creative with 501 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,500 - Oh, how terrific. - Did you even ever cook anything yourself? 502 00:38:16,535 --> 00:38:19,000 - Of course. coffee, eggs... - Well, in that case it's about time. 503 00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:28,000 - Why don't you put something in the shopping cart? 504 00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,965 - You've got to be kidding me. - What? 505 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Pay close attention, first of all, I do not eat meat secondly, I can not stand the sight of blood. 506 00:38:35,035 --> 00:38:37,517 ...and lastly I don't want dead animals in my house. 507 00:38:37,552 --> 00:38:40,000 - Well, what are we supposed to eat then? Gruel or apple sauce? 508 00:38:40,035 --> 00:38:48,000 - 'Sant Pier auf beure plom' 509 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:53,000 - What now? - Cut! 510 00:38:53,035 --> 00:38:58,517 - How? 511 00:38:58,552 --> 00:39:03,965 - Like this 512 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000 - Do you get any newspaper, so I can look for a room somewhere? 513 00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:10,965 - I have a subscription, but it always gets stolen. 514 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 - Who is stealing it? - How should I know? 515 00:39:13,035 --> 00:39:15,965 - What are you doing about it? - What am I supposed to do? 516 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000 - Stand up for yourself. - But how? Do you expect me to lay down there at 5 in the morning? 517 00:39:21,035 --> 00:39:26,000 - What have I done to deserve this? - What? You didn't even have to get up early .... 518 00:39:26,035 --> 00:39:27,965 because you never went to bed. 519 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:34,000 The fish was delicious, by the way. - Ooh, you'd make a housewife happy. 520 00:39:34,035 --> 00:39:39,965 Grow some balls! - I'm working on it. 521 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:46,000 - What do we do if this guy waits til 9 to take my paper? - So we wait til 9. 522 00:39:48,035 --> 00:39:53,017 - Shit. -What? -I was just thinking of Doro. 523 00:39:53,052 --> 00:39:57,965 - Say, ... you never had anything with a woman? 524 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Yeah, or something like it. I was about 17 or so... It has been a long time. 525 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:09,000 Well, I was lying in a sleeping bag with .... 526 00:40:09,035 --> 00:40:11,000 um , Marion was her name I think, 527 00:40:11,035 --> 00:40:14,965 I thought she's probably expecting me to do something, so... 528 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,965 I stuck my finger in her and she tried to return the favor somehow with her sharp fingernails. 529 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,000 - It wasn't exactly erotic, so after a few minutes we gave up. 530 00:40:25,035 --> 00:40:30,000 - Is that all? - Yes, and I don't feel like I am missing out on anything. 531 00:40:30,035 --> 00:40:33,000 - You straight men have some kind of Oedipus - mother complex. - Really? 532 00:40:33,035 --> 00:40:34,965 - You all want to get back into your mommy's tummy. 533 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 And because that's not possible, you want to peak in with your wieners. 534 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:41,000 .... at least that is my theory of heterosexualiy 535 00:40:41,035 --> 00:40:44,017 - By the way, I showed a friend of mine some of your photo work. 536 00:40:44,052 --> 00:40:46,965 - He's a publisher of a couple of magazines - You did what? 537 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,965 - Someone needed to do it. - You could have at least asked. 538 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,965 - True, anyway, he liked the pictures and has a few jobs for you. 539 00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:00,000 You have an appointment at three, I'll give you the address later. - Slow down, you just... [Psst] 540 00:41:00,035 --> 00:41:05,517 - Who lives on the first floor? - Manfred Baker 541 00:41:08,552 --> 00:41:13,965 - And? - He may be the one. 542 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,965 - This is a misunderstanding. I just wanted to have a look into the TV schedule. 543 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000 - Listen to me very carefully. I also live here now, and if there's no paper here in the moring ... 544 00:41:24,035 --> 00:41:25,965 I will go apeshit. 545 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 - So, in case you pass by here in the future, and you see an empty mailbox 546 00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:31,965 you better go buy one and put it in there. 547 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Because the next time it is missing I will hold you personally responsible. 548 00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:36,000 - Is that clear? - Sure! 549 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:40,965 - Good 550 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,965 - Beautifully put, Axel. 551 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,965 - So, I stand at the meat counter and I spot this new worker. 552 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:54,000 She's very young, maybe still a trainee... and she has a pretty large chest. 553 00:41:54,035 --> 00:41:58,000 - I mean, really big breasts. And I though to myself: 554 00:41:58,035 --> 00:42:02,965 - 'Dear Lord, that girl has huge tits' 555 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:09,000 - Literally, I didn't think, ' this young woman has a large chest, no. 556 00:42:09,035 --> 00:42:15,000 - The really thought: 'Holy moly, this girl has huge tits' 557 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:18,017 - After two years of men's group. 558 00:42:18,052 --> 00:42:20,965 - I was so ashamed of myself. 559 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000 - and at that moment it was my turn, and I didn't know what to say. 560 00:42:25,035 --> 00:42:29,965 I ordered baloney, even though I don't like it 561 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,500 - Baloney is clearly a phalic symbol 562 00:42:33,535 --> 00:42:37,267 - No, sorry But I think the problem lies somewhere else. 563 00:42:37,302 --> 00:42:41,000 - Follow me on this one. Meat and big breasts. 564 00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:43,965 - It must have opened up some sort of childhood trauma. 565 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000 - Rudiger, did your mother have a special relationship with sausages? 566 00:42:47,035 --> 00:42:52,000 - How would you have responded if you had been at the fish counter. - Fish? 567 00:42:52,035 --> 00:42:54,965 "Why fish? 568 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,965 Hello Axel- - Hey guys, solving problems again? 569 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 - What happened to you? You smile like you won the lottery? 570 00:43:01,035 --> 00:43:05,000 - Well, I am doing well. I have a new apartment and new job 571 00:43:05,035 --> 00:43:07,000 - And now all I need is my suitcase. 572 00:43:07,035 --> 00:43:08,965 - So, take care. 573 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,000 - Klaus-Dieter, when you give that presentation about the "Young daughter's hot thighs" ... 574 00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:20,000 let me know, I'm really interested to hear about that. 575 00:43:20,035 --> 00:43:23,965 - What presentation? 576 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000 - Axel is right, there's nothing wrong with that word. 577 00:43:28,035 --> 00:43:31,000 - Why dramatize everything. 578 00:43:31,035 --> 00:43:36,517 - Tits! Tits, Tits, Tits 579 00:43:39,552 --> 00:43:45,000 - And now? - Hartlichstrasse 580 00:43:48,035 --> 00:43:49,965 - To your Ex? - Yes 581 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,965 - What if she's home? - Nope, she's at work. 582 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000 - Except for the projector there's nothing else here? 583 00:44:10,035 --> 00:44:12,000 - No, it all belongs to Doro. 584 00:44:12,035 --> 00:44:16,965 - Where is it? - Over there 585 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,965 - This is us on the south coast. 586 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,000 - Back then there were still wonderfully deserted beaches. 587 00:44:34,035 --> 00:44:36,965 - Take a look at this body. 588 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,965 - Isn't that a great body? 589 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,000 - That is in the mountains, it was awesome. We stayed in an abandoned cabin at the summit 590 00:44:47,035 --> 00:44:47,965 you couldn't get there with the car. 591 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000 We had to put on our backpacks and went up on foot. 592 00:44:52,035 --> 00:44:54,965 We froze our butts off, it was so cold. 593 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000 The hostess made us some great food as soon as we got there. 594 00:44:59,035 --> 00:45:02,965 Meatballs with bacon and stir-fried potatoes. 595 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000 - When we went to be we realized Doro forgot her sleeping bag. 596 00:45:07,035 --> 00:45:11,517 So we shared mine. 597 00:45:14,552 --> 00:45:18,965 - It was so romantic. 598 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,000 - Axel, is it ok if I take off some clothes, I am really hot... 599 00:45:26,035 --> 00:45:31,017 - No, go ahead. 600 00:45:31,052 --> 00:45:35,965 - Again, nothing 601 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,965 - I went to everyone. His sister, parents and buddies 602 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,000 No one knows where he is. - Maybe it's time we inform the police? 603 00:45:47,035 --> 00:45:50,000 - One more try, take me home! - Home? 604 00:45:50,035 --> 00:45:54,965 Yes, home. 605 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000 There's just noone else like Doro. You only realize that when it's too late. 606 00:46:04,035 --> 00:46:07,000 - What was that ? Doro-It is in the ancient... 607 00:46:07,035 --> 00:46:11,965 - No, no, no, the other one. 608 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,965 - I wanted to try my camera's timer function. 609 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:28,000 - Norbert! Hey, you're not wearing anything anymore. 610 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,000 - Damn, it's Doro 611 00:46:30,035 --> 00:46:31,517 - What? 612 00:46:31,552 --> 00:46:32,965 - Go! 613 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,965 - Axel? Are you here? 614 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:44,000 - I'll take her to the bathroom and you sneak out quietly, got it? 615 00:46:48,035 --> 00:46:49,017 - Axel... 616 00:46:49,052 --> 00:46:49,965 - Doro... 617 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,500 - I was looking for you everywhere. 618 00:46:52,535 --> 00:46:54,965 No one knew where you were. 619 00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,000 - Let me explain, I was... - I missed you Axel... 620 00:47:00,035 --> 00:47:04,965 Doro - 621 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000 - Is anything wrong? You're acting weird. - Me? Weird? 622 00:47:08,035 --> 00:47:09,965 - What makes you say that? - I know you 623 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:15,000 - something's not right. - I just wanted to ... 624 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:20,965 - Is there a women here? - What? 625 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000 - In my house? - Doro, there is no ABSOLUTELY NO woman, I swear! 626 00:47:25,035 --> 00:47:30,000 - Where is she? 627 00:47:30,035 --> 00:47:31,965 - Oh no 628 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,800 - She is not in the closet?! - Doro, let's go to the bathrooms, ok? 629 00:47:39,035 --> 00:47:44,000 - To the bathroom, ... right. I want to see her, open the closet. 630 00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:49,000 - Doro, please - Let me open the cabinet 631 00:48:06,035 --> 00:48:10,965 - Good evening! 632 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000 - Well, I better go now... 633 00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:26,765 - Shit, shit, shit 634 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,965 - Doro, listen, I can explain. 635 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,000 - It is not the end of the world. It's important that you understand that ... 636 00:48:44,035 --> 00:48:47,000 you don't think I turned gay or something like that. 637 00:48:47,035 --> 00:48:47,965 I'm really not gay. 638 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Everyone is a little bi, 639 00:48:50,035 --> 00:48:52,000 we know that since Einstein. 640 00:48:52,035 --> 00:48:54,000 - Freud - Right, Freud. 641 00:48:54,035 --> 00:48:55,965 - But I'm not even that! 642 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 - On the contrary, I missed you like crazy since I left. 643 00:48:58,035 --> 00:49:00,965 - I missed you too, but I didn't turn lesbian. 644 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000 - Doro, all this doesn't mean anything. It's completely irrelevant, honestly. 645 00:49:05,035 --> 00:49:06,965 - I don't understand anything anymore. 646 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000 - we separate and after two weeks your gay and I am pregnant. 647 00:49:10,035 --> 00:49:12,517 - quite fitting, we both discover something new in ourselves. 648 00:49:12,552 --> 00:49:16,776 - What did you just say? - I'm pregnant. 649 00:49:16,811 --> 00:49:21,000 Doro-but, that is, .... that is fantastic 650 00:49:21,035 --> 00:49:24,965 - Who's the father? You, you moron. 651 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000 - Is that true? - Yes it is true 652 00:49:28,035 --> 00:49:37,965 Doro - 653 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,965 - Bye - Take care Norbert 654 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:45,000 - Will we meet again? I mean, just hang out? 655 00:49:45,035 --> 00:49:52,000 Yes, I'll call you sometime. 656 00:49:52,035 --> 00:49:53,965 - Ok. 657 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,500 - And your stuff? - I'll come pick them up. 658 00:50:28,535 --> 00:50:37,267 - [Noone is interested in me.noone calls, noone thinks of me.] 659 00:50:48,302 --> 00:50:55,000 - Axel, you can't leave me alone in this state. sorry, but I'm going back to Doro 660 00:51:08,035 --> 00:51:11,965 - Ciao 661 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,965 - What is it Norbert? Already having contractions or what? 662 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,000 - Norbert, you have to push, push already! - Yes great he's coming. 663 00:51:24,035 --> 00:51:29,000 - Yes, Norbert, yes! Such a beautiful little treasure. 664 00:51:32,035 --> 00:51:35,965 - Norbert, congratulations. You did it. 665 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:40,000 - The detonation of two atomic bombs in the center of Cologne 8 months ago month ... 666 00:51:40,035 --> 00:51:40,965 - I'm sorry 667 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 - The detonation of two auto bombs in the center of Cologne 8 months ago ... 668 00:51:43,035 --> 00:51:47,865 ...has been solved. 669 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:59,000 - Good morning, Horst - You were screaming in your sleep again. 670 00:52:05,035 --> 00:52:06,965 - The meatball murderer of Manhattan? 671 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 - Do you have to watch this stuff in the morning already? 672 00:52:10,035 --> 00:52:13,000 - I am back from my night shift nocki - And what does that have to do with anything? 673 00:52:13,035 --> 00:52:20,965 - That's how I can relax the best. 674 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000 - And what does he do? - It is a trained butcher. 675 00:52:24,035 --> 00:52:26,517 - Trained what? - You heard correctly 676 00:52:26,552 --> 00:52:28,776 - Can you imagine the conflicts I am having? 677 00:52:28,811 --> 00:52:31,405 - I am a vegetarian and fuck a butcher. 678 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,720 - That is a completely atypical profession for a homosexual. 679 00:52:33,755 --> 00:52:36,000 - Also, he's into soccer. 680 00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:36,965 - Soccer? 681 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:43,000 - Something is not right, or do you know a single gay person who likes to watch soccer? 682 00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:43,965 - I don't 683 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:50,000 - And otherwise? - So-so, It takes him a while to get going... 684 00:52:50,035 --> 00:52:56,000 - Do I have to interrogate you? - He has problems getting erections 685 00:52:56,035 --> 00:52:56,965 - Happy? 686 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,965 - At his age? - He's not exactly ta catch. 687 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000 - This has nothing to do with his age. I think it's a mental issue with him. 688 00:53:03,035 --> 00:53:07,000 - If I may summarize. Your friend is a butcher, soccer fan 689 00:53:07,035 --> 00:53:13,000 watches horror flicks, and cannot get it up? 690 00:53:13,035 --> 00:53:18,965 - Where are we headed anyway? - Surprise 691 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000 - Dorothea, I wish you all the best, - Thank you Auntie Gisela 692 00:53:28,035 --> 00:53:32,965 - When are you due? -2 Weeks 693 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:39,965 - Do not let her get the upper hand. - Don't worry, grandpa. 694 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:46,000 - I hope you'll have a happy marriage. All the best. 695 00:53:46,035 --> 00:53:47,965 - Thank you Auntie Else. 696 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,965 Congratulations Axel- - Thank you Waltraut 697 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000 - What are you doing here? - I happened to see it in the paper. 698 00:53:55,035 --> 00:53:57,965 - I thought we'd just stop by. - We? 699 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:05,000 - We... of course. Look, I even took off my mustache for this occasion. 700 00:54:05,035 --> 00:54:11,017 It was a beautiful ceremony, Axel. I cried like a baby. 701 00:54:19,052 --> 00:54:25,000 - Do you think Doro will still need her dress after the wedding? 702 00:54:33,035 --> 00:54:35,965 - I'm sorry I didn't invite them 703 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:42,965 - The most beautiful day of my life. I can still be. 704 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000 - I think we ought to go back to the reception. - Really? Do you? 705 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,965 - How about you listen to me, Axel. 706 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,965 - I am your wife 9-months pregnant. 707 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,965 - and I am pissed off that your homo friends are poking fun at me. 708 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Those are not my homo friends. I haven't seen these guys in months. 709 00:55:02,035 --> 00:55:04,965 Only because I know some gay guys doesn't make me a fag. 710 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,000 - Then why was there a naked man in my closet? - I explained this a thousand times. 711 00:55:09,035 --> 00:55:12,000 - I didn't want you to see us in bed together. -Oh. 712 00:55:12,035 --> 00:55:13,965 - And what exactly were you doing in bed with him? 713 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:19,000 - We were looking at photo slides. Nothing more. Slides. 714 00:55:19,035 --> 00:55:24,000 - This whole thing is really ridiculous/ - You're right. 715 00:55:24,035 --> 00:55:28,965 - I am probably a littl ... - Sensetive? 716 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,965 - Sorry Axel, I'm just a little nervous because of the baby. 717 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000 - In two weeks we'll change that little dudes diapers. And we'll be a real family. 718 00:55:38,035 --> 00:55:45,000 - A mommy, a daddy and a cry-baby. 719 00:55:45,035 --> 00:55:47,965 - Two cry-babies. 720 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000 - Let's go to bed, ok? - Now? 721 00:55:51,035 --> 00:55:53,965 - Why not? - Everyone is waiting. 722 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,965 - So you are not in the mood again? - Of course I am in the mood. 723 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 We're not having a lot sex lately. Did you notice? 724 00:56:01,035 --> 00:56:04,965 - I did, but that's how it is for men, if it's always so hot outside. 725 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:10,500 - But I want you now, not in the winter - Ok, fine, let's go to bed then. 726 00:56:10,535 --> 00:56:16,000 - I don't want to ask too much. If you want we can wait for winter... 727 00:56:16,035 --> 00:56:18,965 It's only a few more months. 728 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,000 - We can take a break, so you don't strain yourself too much. 729 00:56:23,035 --> 00:56:25,965 If you keep complaining I really won't be in the mood. 730 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:32,000 This bird will make me crazy. I'll put him in the bathroom where he can be as loud as he wants. 731 00:56:35,035 --> 00:56:39,000 - I really do not understand why we have a bird We'll have a child soon. 732 00:56:39,035 --> 00:56:41,000 - Szewardnaze will stay. He's part of our family. 733 00:56:41,035 --> 00:56:43,965 - Alright, alright. 734 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 - Are you hungry too? 735 00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:47,517 - Ok! 736 00:56:47,552 --> 00:56:48,965 - Ok. Forget it! 737 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:55,965 - I guess I'll wait for winter. I have gotten used to abstinence. 738 00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:02,500 - Next weekend I am going to Renata in Bonn. She's not doing so well after leaving Reiner. 739 00:57:02,535 --> 00:57:09,000 - How come? - Reiner wanted have sex with her all the time, even in this heat. 740 00:57:09,035 --> 00:57:15,000 - Are you coming anytime soon? The food is getting cold. 741 00:57:23,035 --> 00:57:27,965 - What is that? - Cold vegetable soup 742 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,965 The sausage in there, is that for me? - That is a tofu sausage. 743 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,965 - That is not a real sausage again? This is a real tofu sausage. 744 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:44,000 - So, is it a sausage or not? - It is tofu sausage, I explained 100 times what tofu is. 745 00:57:44,035 --> 00:57:51,000 - So it's this vegetarian crap again? Why do I even spend all day in a slaughterhouse? 746 00:57:51,035 --> 00:57:56,000 - To unnecessarily murder innocent animals? - I murder no animals. 747 00:57:56,035 --> 00:57:59,965 - What are you doing then? - I cleanse pig colons. They're being used as hot dog casings. 748 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,500 - This is a very clean job! You take one end, put it on the faucet and run water through it. 749 00:58:04,535 --> 00:58:11,767 - It's very rare that any shit gets stuck. Of course, the whole thing gets processed and ends up in the sausage, but it's minimal and noone will notice. 750 00:58:11,802 --> 00:58:19,000 - Can we maybe change the subject? - You wanted to know. 751 00:58:19,035 --> 00:58:23,965 - Are there any scallions in there? - A few. 752 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:30,000 - You know I can't stand scallions. - So put them back into the pot. 753 00:58:30,035 --> 00:58:36,000 The whole soup tastes like scallions. I am going out to get myself a "Currywurst". 754 00:58:36,035 --> 00:58:39,965 - Currywurst. -With french fries. 755 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 - Explain to me why I spent all day in the kitchen! 756 00:58:42,035 --> 00:58:43,965 Noone asked you to, so don't even start. 757 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:50,000 You didn't ask, but when it tastes good to you, you don't complain either. 758 00:58:52,035 --> 00:58:57,665 - Dick. 759 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000 - Axel - Can we talk? 760 00:59:03,035 --> 00:59:03,965 - Sure. What is it? 761 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000 - What you guys did at my wedding was really stupid. All hell broke lose with Doro because of you guys showing up. 762 00:59:08,035 --> 00:59:10,017 - Complain to Waltraut. I had nothing to do with that. 763 00:59:10,052 --> 00:59:11,965 - I did not even know where we were going. 764 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,965 - Showing up at my wedding in dresses, that's just a bad idea. No wonder, she'll lose it. 765 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,000 - And while we're at it. She still doesn't understand what you were doing in the closet. 766 00:59:21,035 --> 00:59:24,017 - To be honest, I don't either. If I remember correctly... 767 00:59:24,052 --> 00:59:26,965 ... we were looking at a slideshow and wanted to get busy together. 768 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:32,000 - To make this clear, I never intended to 'get busy with you'. 769 00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:34,000 - Regardless, she really thinks we did something. - We kinda did. 770 00:59:34,035 --> 00:59:36,965 - No we didn't. - You had an erection. 771 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,000 - No, I didn't. - I have see plenty of erections in my life, and you had one. 772 00:59:41,035 --> 00:59:44,017 - Sure, to you people every straight man is a homosexual in disguise. Right? 773 00:59:44,052 --> 00:59:46,965 - No, that's wrong. Only every handsome straight guy. 774 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,000 - Ok, you decided to face the marital responsibilities. 775 00:59:51,035 --> 00:59:55,000 You didn't even call once, and you picked up your stuff secretly 776 00:59:55,035 --> 00:59:55,965 in my absence. 777 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,500 - What should I do? Doro gets angry if she hears the word gay. 778 00:59:59,535 --> 01:00:04,267 - That aside I had enough on my plate with the child and the wedding 779 01:00:04,302 --> 01:00:08,965 When is the baby due? - About ten days. 780 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:15,000 - And things are good between you and Doro? - Yeah, things are going well. 781 01:00:15,035 --> 01:00:18,965 - And you? -Yes, everythings going well, it has to. 782 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:25,000 - I also have a new relationship. It's also great. 783 01:00:25,035 --> 01:00:28,965 - Come on, let's go get something to drink. 784 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,500 - We just can't wait any longer for the little one. 785 01:00:32,535 --> 01:00:36,000 - Wanna see a photo? - A photo? 786 01:00:36,035 --> 01:00:41,517 - It's infra-red. 787 01:00:41,552 --> 01:00:46,965 - I see nothing there 788 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000 - The bright spot here... 789 01:00:49,035 --> 01:00:50,000 - This is my son 790 01:00:50,035 --> 01:00:52,965 - Cute 791 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,965 - Can I confide in you again? - Sure, why not? 792 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,965 - You will not tell anyone, not even Waltraut, promise? 793 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000 - I can't tell Waltraut we're talking here, she'd rip my head off if she knew. 794 01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:04,965 - I am actually not doing so well. I have problems with Doro 795 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:10,000 - What a surprise. - Since she's pregnant she has been horny all the time, but I can't get myself to sleep with her. 796 01:01:10,035 --> 01:01:14,965 It's because of her stomach. I know it sounds dumb, but... 797 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:20,965 In the beginning it was cool. She got real nice boobs. 798 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,500 - But now, shortly before giving birth, it's also a mental problem for me. 799 01:01:24,535 --> 01:01:28,000 - I hesitate to stick it in there, because I know the baby is in there. 800 01:01:28,035 --> 01:01:30,965 - My son! Sure, it's silly, but 801 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000 I just don't want the first thing he sees of his dad to be my penis. 802 01:01:35,035 --> 01:01:39,000 - Those are hetero-problems that I absolutely cannot even begin to grasp. 803 01:01:39,035 --> 01:01:42,517 - The worst thing is, I'm awfully horny myself, if you know what I mean. 804 01:01:42,552 --> 01:01:46,000 - I am always on the look-out for other women. 805 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,965 - Why am I even telling you all this? 806 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 You must be thinking, "When does he finally stop talking". 807 01:01:50,035 --> 01:01:53,000 - No, no, it is very interesting I enjoy talking to heterosexually 808 01:01:53,035 --> 01:01:59,000 ... oriented fellow men. - Okay, I need to go. 809 01:01:59,035 --> 01:02:00,965 - Say hi to Doro - Doro? 810 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,965 - If she knew I was sitting here with you she'd go bonkers. 811 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000 - If she so much as hears the name Norbert Brummer she throws a fit. 812 01:02:07,035 --> 01:02:11,965 - Why? She doesn't even know me. 813 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000 - Well, she's just afraid I could be gay, because then she wouldn't have any power over me anymore 814 01:02:13,035 --> 01:02:19,000 - Take care Norbert. - You too, Axel 815 01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:23,000 - I've got the check. 816 01:02:39,035 --> 01:02:40,965 - Axel? 817 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,000 - No way. You are Axel Feldheim, right? 818 01:02:45,035 --> 01:02:47,965 - Sure! - Do we know each other? 819 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,965 - Don't do this to me. - Elke Schmidt! 820 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000 - How long has it been? - At least 8 years. 821 01:02:56,035 --> 01:02:59,965 - I thought you live in the states now? I do. 822 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000 But my dad turned 60 and I flew in for his birthday. 823 01:03:01,035 --> 01:03:04,965 - Besides, I didn't want to miss the reunion. 824 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,965 - You look real sharp now, you know. I like you with short hair. 825 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:15,000 - You're also pretty hot. I almost didn't recognize you earlier. 826 01:03:15,035 --> 01:03:18,965 - I knew you by your eyes. The sharp green eyes 827 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,000 - You probably still get into every woman's pants with those eyes, right? 828 01:03:23,035 --> 01:03:24,965 - Those days are over by now. 829 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,965 when we took the pig tranquilizer. 830 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,000 - Do as a center of yli�my �� dual anesthetized for swine? 831 01:03:30,035 --> 01:03:31,965 - Of course, how could I forget. 832 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,000 - They were playing "Time is on my side" And we were on the ground 833 01:03:37,035 --> 01:03:38,965 in the crowd,, fucking like animals in our sleeping bag 834 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,965 - By the way you were the first guy to give me an orgasm. 835 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:47,000 - Oh... - Yes, in your old beetle, on the back seat. 836 01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:48,965 - Oh yes, the beetle. 837 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,965 - Do you still have the tattoo from the military? This naked woman? 838 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,000 - What should I do, you can't get rid of something like that. - I have a tattoo now too. 839 01:03:58,035 --> 01:03:59,965 On my ass, a rose. 840 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,500 - How long will you be in town? - Til Monday. 841 01:04:05,535 --> 01:04:11,000 - If you want to, maybe we could ... Saturday night at my place.... 842 01:04:11,035 --> 01:04:16,017 - You know, I learned how to cook. 843 01:04:16,052 --> 01:04:21,000 - Egon, stay away from the bird 844 01:04:21,035 --> 01:04:24,965 - Take it. 845 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,000 - Sorry I am running late, i met an old friend. 846 01:04:30,035 --> 01:04:31,965 - Dinner is in the pan. It's probably cold already. 847 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:36,000 - Jutta, can you please cut back on the smoking. It's unhealthy for Doro. 848 01:04:36,035 --> 01:04:40,000 Doro-sorry, I should be more considerate. 849 01:04:40,035 --> 01:04:40,965 - That's ok. 850 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:46,965 - Renata called a little earlier. She met a new guy and she's feeling better. So I won't be going to Bonn on the weekend. 851 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,500 - No way, she split up with Rainer? -Yep. 852 01:04:50,535 --> 01:04:53,965 But now she's fallen for an Italian pizza baker. He already moved in. I bet it will end in disaster. 853 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:59,000 Renate hates Italy. And she cut her hair short, looks horrible. 854 01:04:59,035 --> 01:05:04,517 - So you will not go to Bonn? - No, I already said that. 855 01:05:04,552 --> 01:05:09,965 - Because I won't be there on the weekend. I am going to a reunion. 856 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:16,000 - What reunion? The friend I met just now, he told me about it. Reunion, Saturday night. 857 01:05:16,035 --> 01:05:21,000 - I remember the postcard with an invitation for a reunion, but that was a while ago. 858 01:05:21,035 --> 01:05:23,965 - I didn't even see it then. 859 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,965 - Anyhow, it's all good because they moved it to Saturday. 860 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:34,000 - I guess I can spend a Saturday without you. - Ok, I'll go grab some food in the kitchen. 861 01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,000 Very suspicious- - What? 862 01:05:41,035 --> 01:05:45,517 - His look, I know it 863 01:05:50,552 --> 01:05:54,965 - I don't like it at all. 864 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:07,000 - [Directory Service - Cologne, Rep. Number 4] - Good morning, may I please have the number for Norbert Brommer. 865 01:06:07,035 --> 01:06:13,965 - What are you saying? - I think it's safe to say he doesn't have a secret meeting with the Salvation Army. 866 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:18,000 - That can't be true. I am pregnant. He can't just cheat on me. - Says who? 867 01:06:18,035 --> 01:06:21,017 - Doro, I'll just take a short walk. 868 01:06:21,052 --> 01:06:24,000 - I go a little przej��, right? 869 01:06:24,035 --> 01:06:25,965 - See you. 870 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:32,000 - And now he's going to her to tell her they have to meet somewhere else, because you are staying home afterall. 871 01:06:32,035 --> 01:06:37,017 - I don't believe it. 872 01:06:37,052 --> 01:06:43,026 - No, I don't believe it 873 01:06:43,061 --> 01:06:48,965 Smellls like .... - something's burning. 874 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:55,965 Is he insane? I guess he was in hurry. 875 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,000 - Wow it seems to be urgent, 876 01:06:59,035 --> 01:06:59,965 take a seat. 877 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,965 - Oh man, how should I explain this to you? 878 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,000 - Imagine you're walking through town without bad intentions and bump into an old class mate. 879 01:07:09,035 --> 01:07:11,965 - You look at him and think "Damn he's hot" 880 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:17,000 - So exactly the kind of guy that would make you weak. Blue eyes, blond hair, whatever it is... 881 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,000 - Do we have any beer around here? - How should I know? 882 01:07:21,035 --> 01:07:23,000 - Am I responsible for your beer now, or what? 883 01:07:23,035 --> 01:07:27,965 - Okay, okay, relax. 884 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,000 - So I meet a school mate with blue eyes... Now what? 885 01:07:35,035 --> 01:07:39,000 - Yes, exactly, blond and blue-eyed. 886 01:07:39,035 --> 01:07:42,965 and... 887 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,965 Can we maybe talk about this alone? 888 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:50,000 - Go get yourself some beer. - What's this all about? Secret tranny talk? 889 01:07:50,035 --> 01:07:55,000 - Please. - I'm going already... handsome blond guys, huh? 890 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:05,965 - Who is that? - My butcher. 891 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:10,965 - Well, what about that blond boy? - Oh, yes, ... 892 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,000 - Remember what I told you earlier about my problem. Right after I ran into 893 01:08:14,035 --> 01:08:18,017 this old school mate of mine, Elke Schmidt 894 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:22,000 - In any event, she had her first orgasm with me. 895 01:08:22,035 --> 01:08:25,965 - And I have a date with her on Saturday. 896 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:35,000 - Well, and I need an apartment for Saturday night. 897 01:08:35,035 --> 01:08:35,965 - You cannot be serious. 898 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:41,000 - Norbert, I know it is shameless on my part, but 899 01:08:41,035 --> 01:08:43,965 I thought you may be able to understand me. 900 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,965 - You want to have sex with a woman in my apartment? 901 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,965 - If I were you I'd mess up his plans for Saturday. 902 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:57,000 - I would follow him and catch him in the act with this slut. 903 01:08:57,035 --> 01:08:59,965 - Check the phone number, whether it's... - Let's try...! 904 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,000 - And what should I say? "Good evening, are you my husband's lover?" 905 01:09:03,035 --> 01:09:06,000 - First see who it is. Maybe you know her. 906 01:09:06,035 --> 01:09:07,965 - Oh, I don't know... 907 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,965 - Her name's probably Gabi, or Ulrike... 908 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:17,000 - Norbert, it will be two hours at most. I'll put on new sheets and then I am out of here. 909 01:09:17,035 --> 01:09:22,000 - I do not understand why you make it so difficult. You can go to the movies. 910 01:09:22,035 --> 01:09:23,965 - It's against principle. 911 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,965 - Why did I march in Frankfurt 1979 holding a banner "Straight. No, thanks!" 912 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:33,000 - Just so I can rent out my apartment to you and some woman can get an orgasm. 913 01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:37,000 - You homos always ask for understanding and tolerance, but as soon as you're asked yourself... 914 01:09:37,035 --> 01:09:41,965 - What? 915 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:46,000 - If you ever meet a hot guy and you don't know where to take him, I'd let you into my home in a heartbeat. 916 01:09:46,035 --> 01:09:47,000 - but only if Doro is not home 917 01:09:47,035 --> 01:09:49,965 - Norbert Brommer 918 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:53,965 - Doro, what, who was it? 919 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000 - Oh my god Doro, say something. 920 01:09:56,035 --> 01:09:57,965 - Is it the contractions?, Doro! 921 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:02,000 - It was a guy! - Uhuh, so she's married, too. 922 01:10:02,035 --> 01:10:05,017 - This was a homosexual! 923 01:10:05,052 --> 01:10:07,965 - Fine, then forget about it... 924 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:12,000 - Maybe it was stupid of me to come to you. 925 01:10:12,035 --> 01:10:13,965 - I'm sorry 926 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,965 - Two hours - What? 927 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,965 - After two hours, you will be gone, right? - Two is enough Norbert. 928 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:28,000 - And tell her not to moan too loudly. Women are supposed to be very loud, and I don't want to be the topic of the week with my neighbors. 929 01:10:28,035 --> 01:10:32,000 - If Waltraut hears or this, I am a dead man. - You have nothing to worry about. 930 01:10:32,035 --> 01:10:33,965 - Also, please don't stain the sheets - 931 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,000 I'm referring to blood stains from menstruation, hymens and what else there is... 932 01:10:38,035 --> 01:10:41,965 - As you know I can not stand the sight of blood - Sure, Norbert 933 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:47,000 -That's the keys. Listen. We'll go see the late showing at the 'Visconti'. It's some long movie. 934 01:10:47,035 --> 01:10:50,017 - You will have gotten her that orgasm and are out the door... 935 01:10:50,052 --> 01:10:53,000 by 1 AM at the latest.... Understood? 936 01:10:53,035 --> 01:10:58,965 - Thank you 937 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,000 - ... and there was that man in the closet Naked! 938 01:11:03,035 --> 01:11:03,965 - Unbelievable 939 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,965 - I imagined he would screw up badly, but this? 940 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:12,000 - And just a few days ago he promised me he wouldn't have any business with this guy anymore. 941 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:19,000 - He's back, come here, suck it up, he mustn't know. 942 01:11:19,035 --> 01:11:22,000 - Hey, I'm back 943 01:11:22,035 --> 01:11:25,765 - Hello. 944 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,965 - Don't tell me they all want to get into the Visconti. - I don't think so. 945 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:38,000 - Look, "Death in Venice" is playing in the tiny theatre. - I hate living-room sized theatres. 946 01:11:43,035 --> 01:11:46,000 - The sound is crap the screen is crap and you are stuck in there like sardines. - So let's see Stallone then...! 947 01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:50,000 - Is he serious? - Sure, why not? It's probably a great movie. 948 01:11:50,035 --> 01:11:51,965 - Forget it. I don't spend 10 bucks just to see some... 949 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:57,000 ... Rambo kicking asses for two hours. So let's just go in the small one. 950 01:12:06,035 --> 01:12:07,965 - Luticherstrasse, please. - I thought we were going to your place? 951 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:13,965 - Yes, we are going there right now, I just had an errand to run here. 952 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,000 - Cool, they all went to see Stalone And we have the whole room to ourselves. 953 01:12:20,035 --> 01:12:26,000 Good one... "room", three rows of seats and a screen the size of a TV. 954 01:12:26,035 --> 01:12:28,517 - But I like that we're here alone. 955 01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:31,000 - Don't worry. They will come. - Who will come? 956 01:12:31,035 --> 01:12:32,965 - The ones with bags of chips. 957 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,000 - First, they get here late. Then they sit down in the row behind you and then they eat and talk the whole movie long. 958 01:12:37,035 --> 01:12:41,000 - You're juat paranoid, Waltraut. 959 01:12:41,035 --> 01:12:44,965 - Please come in. 960 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,000 - Make yourself at home. - Where is the toilet? 961 01:12:48,035 --> 01:12:49,965 - Toilet... 962 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000 - Come here I'll show you. 963 01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:56,800 - The door straight ahead 964 01:13:00,035 --> 01:13:04,965 - Oh, no... 965 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:18,965 - Where do we sit? - How about on our asses. 966 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:27,000 - Can someone explain to me what these guys are doing here in this film? 967 01:13:30,035 --> 01:13:36,000 - I am sorry I can't see anything there. Do you want me to pee in the tub? 968 01:13:38,035 --> 01:13:43,000 - Oh yes, it is separately. One door over. 969 01:13:43,035 --> 01:13:46,017 - You don't really know your way around here, do you? 970 01:13:46,052 --> 01:13:48,965 - Yes, if you're not home alot, like me... 971 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,965 - Give me those chips - Go buy some yourself, asshole 972 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:56,000 - I would also love to have some popcorn right now. - Damn, didn't I have some cigarettes? 973 01:13:56,035 --> 01:14:00,517 - Do you have them? - Maybe they'll quiet down soon. 974 01:14:03,552 --> 01:14:08,000 - Maybe the earth is flat. 975 01:14:11,035 --> 01:14:14,965 - Wait a minute - What? 976 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:20,000 - Let me get something... 977 01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:26,965 - What is that? 978 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,965 - My dear, this is pure madness. 979 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,965 - "Bull Power" A stimulating agent for cattle breeding. 980 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:39,000 The ranchers in Texas use it. You just spray it under their noses and the bulls go wild. 981 01:14:39,035 --> 01:14:39,965 - Aha 982 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:46,500 [Good bye... it was all too short May God bless you] 983 01:14:46,535 --> 01:14:53,000 - Awww. How long can this crap possibly last. - I told you in the beginning this is not a preview. 984 01:14:53,035 --> 01:14:55,000 - We are in the wrong room. 985 01:14:55,035 --> 01:14:56,965 - Don't talk shit. 986 01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Hey, listen up, this is the Stalone movie right? - No, Stalone is playing in the big theatre. 987 01:15:02,035 --> 01:15:07,017 - He told me Stalone was playing in theatre 1. - You dumbass. 988 01:15:07,052 --> 01:15:12,026 - And you believe everything... - What is this movie? 989 01:15:12,061 --> 01:15:16,965 - "Death in Venice" - Is this movie full of gay shit or what? 990 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:22,000 - How about you guys just shut it? I'd like to watch this movie in peace. 991 01:15:22,035 --> 01:15:23,965 - What did you say? 992 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,965 - Your brain is numbed and all you are is horny. 993 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:31,965 - A little bit of brain can't hurt, no? It only interferes with the pleasures of sex. 994 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:36,000 - This stuff will bring out your animal instincts. 995 01:15:36,035 --> 01:15:39,965 - You'll have the mental state of a Texan bull. 996 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:44,000 - I don't know - What's up with you, I don't know you like that. 997 01:15:44,035 --> 01:15:49,000 - Alright, I mean I don't need this stuff, but if you insist... 998 01:15:49,035 --> 01:15:51,965 - Alright then. 999 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:57,965 - Breathe in and hold your breath! 1000 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:25,000 - You really know how to kick ass, do you do this alot? Well, sometimes you have to beat up people. 1001 01:16:25,035 --> 01:16:29,000 - You've gotta be the straightest gay guy I have ever met. 1002 01:16:29,035 --> 01:16:31,000 - One more word and you will catch one too. 1003 01:16:31,035 --> 01:16:32,965 - How masculine. 1004 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,965 - Well, what do we do with the rest of the night, wanna go to the pub. 1005 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:41,000 - Sure, I always wanted to go dance with a nose-bleed. 1006 01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,965 - First, we go to your place and I get cleaned up. 1007 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:48,000 - To my place? Of course to your place. You live right around the corner. 1008 01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:49,965 - But I have nothing to dress your wounds. 1009 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:55,000 - You should have water and a rag . Let's go already! 1010 01:16:57,035 --> 01:17:00,965 - Brommer Alfred, Brommer Bernhard, Brommer Norbert. 1011 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,000 - The same number. Luticherstrasse - You really don't want me to come? 1012 01:17:04,035 --> 01:17:08,965 - I'll take care of this myself. 1013 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:12,965 - You don't happen to have a revolver, do you? 1014 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,000 - Don't you think we should go to a doctor. You shouldn't underestimate nose-bleeds. 1015 01:17:16,035 --> 01:17:21,000 - Bullshit. - You say that now, but maybe your nose is broken or you have a concussion. 1016 01:17:21,035 --> 01:17:24,000 - Sometimes you sound like my mom. 1017 01:17:24,035 --> 01:17:26,965 - Oh no. -What? 1018 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,000 - I lost the keys to the apartment - Damn. 1019 01:17:30,035 --> 01:17:32,965 - I have a spare. 1020 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:39,965 - Oh, I forgot to turn off the lights. - I'm going to the toilet. 1021 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:46,000 - Towels are in the bathroom. - Later, first I need a drink. 1022 01:17:46,035 --> 01:17:51,965 - Can you please let me through. 1023 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:06,965 - There's a naked hetero on your table grunting. 1024 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:19,000 - Can you explain what he is doing here? 1025 01:18:19,035 --> 01:18:22,017 - Axel 1026 01:18:22,052 --> 01:18:24,965 - Axel 1027 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:29,965 - Norbert, what's he doing here? 1028 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,965 - Hi, do you know this? Bull Power? 1029 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:38,000 - You rented your apartment to a known hetero, so he can be undisturbed and screw some women. 1030 01:18:38,035 --> 01:18:40,965 - Don't make this a big deal. 1031 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:47,000 - Fine, but where is this woman? Why is he crouching there like an orang-utan and doesn't say anything. 1032 01:18:47,035 --> 01:18:49,965 - I'd like to know that, too. - Perhaps that's normal for straight folk? 1033 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:57,000 - Maybe they fall into some kind of 'rigor mortis'. - Stop joking around, I am really worried. 1034 01:18:57,035 --> 01:19:01,000 - He's responding to the bell. - Who is that? 1035 01:19:01,035 --> 01:19:01,965 - Hey! 1036 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:05,000 Ring the bell again. 1037 01:19:05,235 --> 01:19:10,500 - Is my husband here? 1038 01:19:16,035 --> 01:19:21,017 - Axel? 1039 01:19:21,052 --> 01:19:25,965 Axel? 1040 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,965 What did you do to him? - He... I .. I don't know... 1041 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:35,000 - What did you do to him? - Hothing, we did nothing to him. What's going on here anyway? 1042 01:19:40,035 --> 01:19:45,000 - I saw this in a movie with Richard Burton and Liz Taylor. 1043 01:19:45,035 --> 01:19:48,965 - What now? 1044 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:49,965 - I think it's coming. 1045 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,000 - Axel, the baby, Axel! - Elke? 1046 01:19:54,035 --> 01:19:56,017 - Elke? - Elke 1047 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:57,965 Doro-... - What? 1048 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,965 - I will take you to the hospital now. My husband will take me to the hospital! 1049 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:06,000 - Your husband is sitting on to of a vintage living room table, thinking he is a primate of some sort. And because of that you are now coming along. 1050 01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:10,000 - And the butcher will give us a hand. 1051 01:20:10,035 --> 01:20:11,965 - Butcher! 1052 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:16,965 - Butch...er 1053 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:22,965 - Help, help, my baby, they want to take my child. 1054 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:28,000 - Norbert you're going to the hospital and I'll take Axel there as soon as he's himself. 1055 01:20:28,035 --> 01:20:33,965 - Butcher! 1056 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,000 - Are you ok? Yes. You think we'll make it? 1057 01:20:38,035 --> 01:20:43,000 - I assure you, I am just as clueless as you are. 1058 01:20:43,035 --> 01:20:44,965 - I have no idea what happened to him. 1059 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,000 - Waltraut will bring him to the hospital when he's better... - Is he a gay 1060 01:20:47,035 --> 01:20:48,517 - Who? 1061 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,000 - Waltraut? 1062 01:20:50,035 --> 01:20:50,965 - Axel 1063 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:55,000 - No, he's pretty straight. That's why there's such a big fuss. 1064 01:20:55,035 --> 01:20:58,965 - I understand - Doro, don't let it get to your head. 1065 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,000 - He's actually a pretty good guy. And he only loves you. 1066 01:21:02,035 --> 01:21:07,000 - He kept telling me that. - I'm supposed to believe that? 1067 01:21:07,035 --> 01:21:11,017 - I give you my word of honor. 1068 01:21:11,052 --> 01:21:14,965 - We're almost there. 1069 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,000 - Thank you, for taking care of me. 1070 01:21:17,035 --> 01:21:21,965 - It's nothing, 1071 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,965 - Appendix or child? - Child. 1072 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,965 - Doctor Redke, do you have time for a delivery? - Not now! 1073 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:37,000 - If you do not immediately help deliver this child I cannot vouch for your safety. 1074 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,000 - Mask! 1075 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,965 - What is this? - Hygiene 1076 01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,000 - Don't you want to take part? - That's the last thing I want to do. 1077 01:22:00,035 --> 01:22:02,965 - On the sign-in form it says you want to be there. 1078 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:08,000 - But I am not... - Please believe me, it's an eye-opening experience for every father, young man. 1079 01:22:08,035 --> 01:22:11,965 DELIVERY ROOM 1080 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:16,000 - What are you doing here? I could ask you the same. 1081 01:22:16,035 --> 01:22:19,965 - But we better go now. - Go where? 1082 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:25,000 What's going on here anyway? - Your girlfriend ran away with the Butcher and we are going to the hospital. 1083 01:22:25,035 --> 01:22:31,000 - Your wife is waiting there for you. - What? 1084 01:22:31,035 --> 01:22:34,965 - Good luck. - Thanks. 1085 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:42,000 - Is this your first? It's such an important event for a young marriage. 1086 01:22:42,035 --> 01:22:46,965 - I remember like it was yesterday, my husband was so happy. 1087 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:53,282 - Oh, it was just a wonderful time � When suddenly we were three in the family we loved each other even more. 1088 01:23:00,035 --> 01:23:02,965 Doro- - Get out. 1089 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:07,000 Doro-please listen to me, I... - Get lost, I don't want to see you anymore. 1090 01:23:07,035 --> 01:23:12,317 Doro-... - Go away! 1091 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,000 - .. It was just aweful, Axel. - What? 1092 01:23:56,035 --> 01:23:58,965 - Blood .... everywhere. 1093 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:03,465 - You were there? 1094 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:12,000 - The baby? is the baby all right? - Of course the baby is ok. 1095 01:24:12,035 --> 01:24:19,000 - It's still a boy. - A boy? 1096 01:24:19,035 --> 01:24:21,965 - I have a son 1097 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,965 Doro threw me out. - Good, you deserve it. 1098 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:30,000 - She;ll probably get a divorce and then she'll be gone. and my son too. 1099 01:24:30,035 --> 01:24:33,965 - Nonsense, she'll calm down. 1100 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:38,000 - You just have to give her a few weeks time to think about everything. 1101 01:24:38,035 --> 01:24:44,965 - You think? - I think! 1102 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:50,000 - Don't you want to take a look at him at least? - What? 1103 01:24:50,035 --> 01:24:52,965 - What do you think I mean? 1104 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,465 - You can do that? 1105 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:09,965 - Yes please? - I would like... 1106 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,000 - He wants to see his child. Feldheim Dorothea is the mother 1107 01:25:13,035 --> 01:25:16,000 - At this hour? - It is important. 1108 01:25:16,035 --> 01:25:19,365 - One moment. 1109 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:31,000 - Norbert, I should thank you. - T agree. 1110 01:25:31,035 --> 01:25:39,000 - For all that you have done for me, and for Doro ... 1111 01:25:39,035 --> 01:25:44,317 - I'll cook dinner for you some time ok? Oh, god help me. 1112 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:55,965 - Darn it, I am still on drugs. 1113 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:06,600 - So.. that's enough. He needs to rest. Please come back tomorrow. 1114 01:26:10,035 --> 01:26:14,965 - DId you eat breakfast? Good one. 1115 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:19,000 - Is anything open already? - The train station. 1116 01:26:19,035 --> 01:26:24,965 Well... 1117 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,965 - Did you hear of the latest research? - What? 1118 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:31,000 - Homosexuality is probably genetic. - Really? 1119 01:26:31,035 --> 01:26:34,000 - All depends on your genes - What are you trying to say? 1120 01:26:34,035 --> 01:26:38,965 - No... nothing 1121 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,965 - You do not have any gay relatives by any chance? No! 1122 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:47,000 - Wait, my Uncle, and Doro has two I think? Ou ha! What Ou-ha! 1123 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:52,317 - Well, I'm very curious... 1124 01:27:19,052 --> 01:27:51,600 Subs by MicRaider (donate if you enjoyed it) PAYPAL: micraider_hue@gmx.de